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Oh, the news channels are goin' nutz. "Tim Scott, Tim Scott, Tim Scott."
It's today's #MeghanChase.
Look, about this #MeghanChase thing. I'm sorry if I pissed someone off shitposting about Meghan.
It's just that on that same day, DeSanitize fired a teacher for showing a Disney flick, Schumer put forward a bill for SCOTUS expansion and reform, and CNN announced Trump-friendly changes to their prime-time lineup.
All this is overshadowed by Meghan's New York equivalent of a Dunkin' Donuts run.
Not to be outdone, Trump wants to get in a #MeghanChase in New York. He tried it, but instead of a cab full of Paparazzi, he had seven "meeyun" angry New Yorkers chasing him with pitchforks.
And here you thought New Yorkers don't own pitchforks.
"This is what we call driving in New York. And the only 'near collisions' are the ones where you plow head-on into a State Police cruiser."