Mastodawn

without a hint of irony or disdain

Did You Catch The Clip Of Jim Carrey Receiving An Honorary Award Yesterday In Paris?
Victoria Nordlund

#Poetry #VictoriaNordlund #JimCarrey #ConspiracyTheories #Questions #MaudlinHouse

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Did you catch the clip of Jim Carrey receiving an honorary award yesterday in Paris?

Did you watch him humbly recite his acceptance speech in French? Did you happen to notice after the show, he acted so stoked & grateful to be chatting with the interviewer without a hint of irony or disdain? Aren’t Jim’s eyes brown? Why are they green? Why didn’t his face move? Isn’t that his trademark? Why does he look like Val Kilmer? Granted the man is 64. Give him a break… Right? Did he have a botched bleph like Bradley Cooper? Maybe his aesthetician convinced him to add too much botox & filler? But why are Jim’s teeth/ears/nose so drastically

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Andrew Shields Mar 3

this was part of the process

Bad Haircut
Dalton Day

#Poetry #DaltonDay #BadHaircut #Haircut #MaudlinHouse #Seashells #Sun #Spider

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BAD HAIRCUT

My haircut wasn’t going well.I looked like how seashellsfeel when they are first sewnto the shore. The personcutting my hair explainedthat this was part of the process.Her heart was a pink lemon.I knew she was right, thatsomewhere there was a placewhere the sun was a spiderin the corner and nobodybothered it. They would lookat it and say, Good spider.And the sun would look backand say Good spider to you.

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Andrew Shields Nov 8

I chase the constellations back to you

Let Me Steal You The Moon
Chloe Bausano

#Poetry #ChloeBausano #MaudlinHouse

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Let me steal you the moon

Gladly I will go get you the moon, and I will put it into your new apartment, so that you will not be so afraid of the dark. While I am up there, I will break off a piece of the sun, and I will fold it into your fireplace, so that your home is always bright and warm and inviting. While I run these errands for you, I will tuck you into the crescent of the Little Dipper, so that you might always see where I am and know the speed with which I chase the constellations back to

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