Mastodawn

I have just reached a new depth of what some inner voice says is shocking depravity: eating freshly-popped #popcorn not just before sundown, but before midday. 🙄

I can identify the voice. It's matron at school in the early 1970s, yelling to me "The God will get ye". She was adept at finding sin in me, was #matron.

Anyway, #God, if you're out there: you'd be very welcome to come share my popcorn. There lots of it. But please, bring a bottle or three, eh? And some bad jokes, and rebel songs. 🥂🎉

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IanMoore3000 Dec 30, 2024

The ones that might actually be at least somewhat good:

Carry on Cleo (1964)
Carry on Cowboy (1965)
Carry on Screaming (1966)
Carry on Doctor (1967)
Carry on Up the Khyber (1968)

And possibly also Follow That Camel and some of the black and white ones, particularly the one with Leslie Phillips.

I appreciate that all of these films contain elements that might be considered problematic now that we live under the iron jackboot of wokery.

#CarryOn #CarryOnFilms #Matron #WhahWhahWhah

Claire Flatt Nov 5, 2022

#Introduction #mastodoncommunity I'm new here after the great #Twittermigration I am a registered nurse and #PhD student. Hoping to find some of the #nursing and #academic community on here as well as those who share my love for #travel #food #fundraising and #adventure #NHS #RN #matron #nurse Please say hello if you find me!

dicewarebot May 12, 2021

#letsroll #muggles #d20

20-19-13 → #congratulates
3-5-3 → #repelled
4-20-13 → #chocolate
14-9-5 → #matron
17-17-5 → #tricks
7-8-17 → #island

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Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2018/08/dragon-con-diceware

How to Roll a Strong Password with 20-Sided Dice and Fandom-Inspired Wordlists

Here’s the not-so-secret recipe for strong passphrases: a random element like dice, a long list of words, and math. And as long as you have the first two, the third takes care of itself. All together, this adds up to diceware, a simple but powerful method to create a passphrase that even the most...

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dicewarebot Apr 20, 2021

#letsroll #muggles #d20

2-18-2 → #you-know-what
14-9-5 → #matron
13-10-8 → #penalised
18-15-16 → #firebolt
1-17-2 → #green
18-17-15 → #always

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Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2018/08/dragon-con-diceware

How to Roll a Strong Password with 20-Sided Dice and Fandom-Inspired Wordlists

Here’s the not-so-secret recipe for strong passphrases: a random element like dice, a long list of words, and math. And as long as you have the first two, the third takes care of itself. All together, this adds up to diceware, a simple but powerful method to create a passphrase that even the most...

Electronic Frontier Foundation

dicewarebot Apr 14, 2021

#letsroll #muggles #d20

11-15-16 → #demanding
18-10-6 → #history
4-9-5 → #matron
14-12-15 → #die
1-13-3 → #confined
10-7-15 → #recent

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Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2018/08/dragon-con-diceware

How to Roll a Strong Password with 20-Sided Dice and Fandom-Inspired Wordlists

Here’s the not-so-secret recipe for strong passphrases: a random element like dice, a long list of words, and math. And as long as you have the first two, the third takes care of itself. All together, this adds up to diceware, a simple but powerful method to create a passphrase that even the most...

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dicewarebot Apr 10, 2021

#letsroll

⚄ ⚀ ⚄ ⚅ ⚀→#resilient
⚁ ⚃ ⚀ ⚂ ⚄→#dragonish
⚅ ⚁ ⚀ ⚂ ⚂→#theft
⚅ ⚅ ⚀ ⚅ ⚀→#wasabi
⚃ ⚀ ⚀ ⚂ ⚃→#matron
⚂ ⚁ ⚄ ⚃ ⚂→#grandson

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Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/07/new-wordlists-random-passphrases

EFF's New Wordlists for Random Passphrases

Joe Bonneau dives deep into systems using dice to generate random passphrases and introduces EFF's three new wordlists.

Electronic Frontier Foundation

dicewarebot Jan 25, 2021

#letsroll #muggles #d20

20-17-13 → #lesson
17-4-12 → #postcard
16-2-7 → #pair
6-8-10 → #reveals
14-9-5 → #matron
7-5-2 → #bewitched

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Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2018/08/dragon-con-diceware

How to Roll a Strong Password with 20-Sided Dice and Fandom-Inspired Wordlists

Here’s the not-so-secret recipe for strong passphrases: a random element like dice, a long list of words, and math. And as long as you have the first two, the third takes care of itself. All together, this adds up to diceware, a simple but powerful method to create a passphrase that even the most...

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dicewarebot Jan 16, 2021

#letsroll

⚁ ⚁ ⚂ ⚁ ⚅→#deceiving
⚁ ⚁ ⚁ ⚂ ⚁→#daybreak
⚃ ⚁ ⚁ ⚃ ⚀→#numbly
⚄ ⚁ ⚅ ⚁ ⚃→#salvation
⚃ ⚀ ⚀ ⚂ ⚃→#matron
⚄ ⚁ ⚄ ⚁ ⚂→#sabbath

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Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/07/new-wordlists-random-passphrases

EFF's New Wordlists for Random Passphrases

Joe Bonneau dives deep into systems using dice to generate random passphrases and introduces EFF's three new wordlists.

Electronic Frontier Foundation

dicewarebot Dec 3, 2020

#letsroll #muggles #d20

14-9-5 → #matron
18-19-20 → #publish
6-1-4 → #take
9-16-18 → #opposing
2-2-3 → #january
5-3-8 → #stole

matron-publish-take-opposing-january-stole

Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2018/08/dragon-con-diceware

How to Roll a Strong Password with 20-Sided Dice and Fandom-Inspired Wordlists

Here’s the not-so-secret recipe for strong passphrases: a random element like dice, a long list of words, and math. And as long as you have the first two, the third takes care of itself. All together, this adds up to diceware, a simple but powerful method to create a passphrase that even the most...

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