Ok y'all, you may need to sit down for this.

Touch something, your hand, your bum whatever

[You sat down weirdo]

Look at something at a distance

Take a deep breath

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When a sphere bumps nasties with a sphere the intersection is a ?

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"""
What is your mom on a plane there Trebek?
"""
--- Turd Ferguson, as to Alex Trebek

"""
We were looking for why the most commonly cited paper in theoretical physics should be left in the shelf for a while, while we work on our shapes
"""
--- Alex Trebek, rightfully frustrated

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The boundary is the network, the nodes are just routing.

Quantum mechanics is the accounting of the network, general relativity is just a story the nodes tell themselves to make them feel like they get to move too.

Sorry little fellas, the universe is moving, you're just a convenient home till the next hop is free

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