Mastodawn

Terms and concepts Canadians get:

* "Homo milk"

* "Milk scissors"

* "Rim roller"

* "Double double"

* "loonie"

* "toonie"

* "Sugaring off"

* "a vacation day" and "a holiday" are synonymous

* "Smack your Mac" is not advice to hit your computer but how to enjoy Mackintosh Toffee

* Why "Pepsi" can be an incredibly offensive term

* Why calling people south of the Mason-Dixon "yankees" is appropriate

* There is no slur an American can come up with for a Canadian that isn't either hugely funny or entirely appropriate and eerily accurate

* "All dressed" is a flavor, not a sign you're ready to go out

* Why if you answer yes to "do you want fries with that" the very next question should be "do you want gravy on those fries?"

* Buying your gas by the liter but understanding you car's fuel efficiency in miles per gallon.

* Being able to "feel" a 25c or 77f weather forecast in exactly the same way

* Why time and not miles or kilometers is the best measure of distance