@markarayner

No, that's #moosecop doing Trick or Treat safety community work.

You know how you're supposed to inspect your kids candy to make sure they don't get any bombs or shale oil fracking residue or your favorite Mars bars?

Well, you need to also inspect neighborhood jack-o-lanterns, they are known habitats for migratory Australian drop bears and the like. 92 thousand children perished last year because they thought "oh cool, nice pumpkin!" and `GNAARRRR!` mauled by a honey badger.

@maxleibman Moose Cop is a good detective, but when he gets put on crowd control he does a shit job.

#MooseCop

@the_etrain

1. Don't toot about Mastodon.
2. Do NOT toot... about Mastodon.
3. If someone asks #ALT4me, then #ALT4you back
4. only nine hundred shitposts to a thread
5. no cross tooting
6. no racists, phobes, choads, reply-guys
7. shitposts will go on as long as you don't run out of hashtags, or until #moosecop is invoked
8. if its your first night at Mastodon you have to toot

@csilverman
Moose Cop 2.0

#MooseCop

@UncleDuke1969

That's no moose missionary, that's #moosecop!

Bad Duke, bad Duke,
Whatchu goin' do, whatcha goin' do when they come for you?

@wendinoakland

what happened to #MooseCop?

@Thebratdragon @Alison