Staff Chief of JointsMaybe we should just not talk about Mastodon. Like If there were a set of rules about some secret exclusive club somewhere, that'd probably be in the top 5 rules.
Third spruce tree on the left1. Don't toot about Mastodon.
2. Do NOT toot... about Mastodon.
3. If someone asks #ALT4me, then #ALT4you back
4. only nine hundred shitposts to a thread
5. no cross tooting
6. no racists, phobes, choads, reply-guys
7. shitposts will go on as long as you don't run out of hashtags, or until #moosecop is invoked
8. if its your first night at Mastodon you have to toot