Staff Chief of JointsMaybe we should just not talk about Mastodon. Like If there were a set of rules about some secret exclusive club somewhere, that'd probably be in the top 5 rules.
And for the record, this is not a comment on the latest round of folks to come give it a try. I recognize more than a few folks from bsky and am happy they're giving this a shot.
Matt@the_etrain i honestly prefer my social media to be small spaces where i can shout my nonsense into the void.
Snail@the_etrain the first rule of Fight Club is nobody talks about Mastodon?
poetaster@the_etrain would not want to belong to club that admits me as member (ducks n runs).
Max Leibman@the_etrain I can’t decide if I’m supposed to feel called out or if I’m supposed to make an ill-considered ‘Fight Club’ joke.
@maxleibman
Always make the ill-considered joke.
And I'm not talking about you or anyone else's posts. Just musing on the fact that irl I've told maybe 3 or 4 people about Mastodon, and one of them is my therapist.
@the_etrain The first rule of Fight Club is always assume everybody is talking about you.
The second rule of Fight Club is ALWAYS ASSUME everybody is talking about you.
The second rule of Fight Club is ALWAYS ASSUME everybody is talking about you.
not a martian, honest@the_etrain wait. You been talking about mastodon?
@kyonshi
Lol. Exactly.
Lol. Exactly.
Third spruce tree on the left1. Don't toot about Mastodon.
2. Do NOT toot... about Mastodon.
3. If someone asks #ALT4me, then #ALT4you back
4. only nine hundred shitposts to a thread
5. no cross tooting
6. no racists, phobes, choads, reply-guys
7. shitposts will go on as long as you don't run out of hashtags, or until #moosecop is invoked
8. if its your first night at Mastodon you have to toot
paprikapink@the_etrain Yeah, it's a buzzkill. Like taking mushrooms and then asking everyone if they feel anything yet over and over again