John-Paul KeatesI can't believe they call it KPop when Seoul Music is right there!
My marriage is like a fairy tale! Grimm.
Everyone flying on St Patrick's Day uses their luggage arms.
The next time a volcano erupts causing weeks of travel chaos, I want to see the words Eruptile Dysfunction in a headline.
The most popular president was John F Candy.
Not saying my wife was naive, but she thought lesbians were french baths.
She invited me to a local "pub cum restaurant". Never been so disappointed.
Torpedos are just pedophiles on the dark web.
"The competition in the charts in the early seventies was really intense."
"Amazing race!"
"The bagpipes thing? - Never liked it."
I'm trying to explain what's wrong with my game to my golf coach, but he doesn't seem to understand. I can't think of how to put it differently.