
@chris_e_simpson and this probably serves as a regular reminder to the Mastodon community at large:
1) If you have not seen John Carpenter's cinematic masterpiece "Big Trouble in Little China" - I am immensely jealous of you. Why, you may ask? Because you now have the opportunity, for the first time, to watch this mystical journey into the mystic world of San Fransisco's 1980's Chinatown, that will ensure that you remember what ol; Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. There's likely a myriad of ways at your disposal to enjoy this gem - you probably shouldn't waste any more time reading this and simply get to watching this film.
2) If you have watched John Carpenter's cinematic masterpiece "Big Trouble in Little China" - well - it's probably time for a re-watch - isn't it?
#BigTroubleInLittleChina #WhatWouldJackBurtonDo #WhatDoesOlJackBurtonSayAtATimeLikeThis #LoPan #EggShen #MayTheWingsOfLibertyNeverLoseAFeather #ItsAllInTheReflexes #WhyAreYouStillReadingHashtags #GoAndWatchThisCinematicMasterpieceAlready




