AbyMe, on a call with Greg:
I just need to duck to the bathroom for a minute.
Greg:
Oh, me too. SYNCHRONISED POOPS!
Me:
So romantic.
#relationship #dating #LongDistance #LongDistanceRelationship #LiteralShitPost
Dogs must think it's so weird that we go poop in a water bowl kept in a tiny room.
SpabIt isn't pretty but this is where delicious sushi comes from.
#meme #memes #shitpost #literalshitpost #fish #numberthree #3 #toilet #publictoilet #weird #weirdcore
CheapPontoon
Bee O'Problem 
Why is it called "explosive diarrhea" and not "plinian poo"
Tina Stormcaller@flow3rbadge the fertiliser they make out of the composting toilets must be some really potent stuff! #cccamp23 #literalshitpost
DataAngelEvery time I toss a dogpoo bag into a public trash can I hope that Agent 13 isn't stuck in there.
💝 Plausocks 💗 Miqo'te Bitch 🐾it was the grape powerade 💩 #literalshitpost