Greg and I usually never argue, and have maybe 5 or 6 arguments in the 8 years we've been dating (15 years we've known each other).

Over the past week we've had 3 arguments. We're fine, it's just one thing we're working through.

But this post isn't about that. This post is about the realisation that every time we argue I get a headache and constipated for like 2 days after.

My body literally does NOT cope when we argue. It's perfectly happy to fight with any other motherfucker that annoys me, though.

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Me, on a call with Greg:
I just need to duck to the bathroom for a minute.

Greg:
Oh, me too. SYNCHRONISED POOPS!

Me:
So romantic.

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We're watching Taskmaster.

Greg was trying to remember the hosts name:
You know... the guy who isn't Alex?

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Greg mentioned me to a random person he was chatting with online the other day.

Greg:
...my partner

Random:
Are they a guy or a girl?

Greg:
Neither

Random:
Oh, ok. But what I mean is...?

Greg:
Are. You asking what they have between their legs?

Random:
Yeah

Greg:
Me.

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Greg worked in the office on Tuesday, and then went away for his anniversary with his wife on Wednesday/Thursday.. so I haven't really been able to spend proper time with him for 3 days.

He's back home now and is going to call in about 90 minutes when he wakes up, which is fantastic and I can't wait, but also I'm still feeling so sad about missing all that time with him.

Non-monogamous relationships are hard at times, and adding long distance on to them makes them really hurt.

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It's our 8th anniversary on Sunday, and a huge bunch of flowers just arrived from Vanessa Pringle Floral Designs, and they're absolutely gorgeous.

I hate that we never get to have our anniversary together in person, but I appreciate that he's so thoughtful about the practical ways to help us feel closer in spite of the tyranny of distance.

Long distance is hard. Being loved by him is easy.

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Once again my late-night libido writing cheques my don't-do-mornings body refuses to cash.

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Today my longing shifter back and forth between Slow Lori and one of my lovers. 💕But none of them are in my calendar this week.🙃

Next week me and Slow Lori will have a very short date, basically just a night together and a dinner as I squeezed visiting her around some work trips.🚂
But one night this month is a lot better than zero nights.💝 It is easy to wish for her to be closer 😝
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