Dr. Maddkap, WerepsychologistTo all of our “aging resistant” supervillains:
Please review the AI generated summary of the JFK files to see if your name is mentioned. Some of you need to change identity more than once a century.
Dr. Maddox Kaplan
CEO
#LexCorpCares
At #LexCorp, International Woman's Day lasts the whole week.
I highly encourage our female and female identifying supervillains to interrupt males while they're talking, give them your opinion even if they have greater expertise, make them prove their credentials, and if they seem frustrated, tell them to calm down and smile more.
Oh my god.
YES the Women’s Villain Empowerment group can still meet.
NO shape changing villains do not need to choose a gender.
YES we are still offering scholarships to evil medical school for villains from historically oppressed groups.
YES I am still committed to having a diverse board of directors that includes representatives from at least three other Earths.
NOW PLEASE SOMEONE COME UP WITH A WAY TO KILL SUPERMAN!
I can’t believe I have to say this. All #LexCorp employees are free to use any restroom they want. I don’t need to know and I don’t want to know what’s in your pants.
Just please be aware that only the 14th floor restrooms have large capacity fixtures. Yes I’m looking at you, Grodd, Grundy, and Giganta.
#LexCorpCares
#LeaveTransSupervillainsAlone
#MyPrivateBathroomIsStillJustForMe
In order to conform with new regulations, all LexCorp documents that previously referred to “pregnant people” will be rewritten to refer to “preggos”.
The fact that my arrival in Philadelphia coincides with the departure of the aircraft carrier John F Kennedy, after spending 18 years here, is purely a coincidence.
We are definitely not stealing it and turning it into a mobile base of LexCorp and the Legion of Doom.
@TheTenuousOrder Does Canada have participation in ALL tests of new drugs as a mandatory part of their plan? I think not. We do. All our new drugs are tested on our fine groups of thugs and henchpeople. #LexCorpCares
@camstonefaux No f’s? At LexCorp, when we swear, we go the whole fucking nine yards. #LexCorpCares
You are always free to be your authentic self around me, without judgement.
I’m a supervillain. I’m evil. Not ignorant.
“Don’t kick a man when he’s down”? I can’t think of a better time to kick someone! They’re defenseless!