My biocide is never biocidal enough. #LabProblems #GunkGrowingInMyWaterChiller
I hate elasticsearch. What kind of stupid system raises fatal errors at only "WARN" level in the logs, and then literally hangs until the end of time waiting for that system configuration to be fixed?
"WARN: you have a sysctl value set too low."
10 minutes later: service failed to start.