Me to my friend: are you from #California
Them: no
Me: I can tell
Them: how?
Me: you can #drive 😆

#latraffic #LosAngeles #lol #funny #BoutToPissOffTheLocals

I almost pooped my car this afternoon. I haven't been that close since before I figured out I was lactose intolerant. I'm not sure what's the culprit today, but I was panicking and holding it in so hard that my hands went numb when I pulled into the gas station that thankfully let me use their nonpublic restroom. The guy saw my face and took pity on me.

#poop #LAtraffic

🚧 Heads up, L.A. drivers! 🚧
Caltrans is closing parts of the 2 and 5 Freeway connector ramps for overnight work starting May 13th.

Expect closures from 7 p.m. to 6 a.m. for seismic retrofitting. Plan ahead for delays! #LAtraffic #Caltrans

#Journal, Day 1470
Thursday, 28 March 2024
Ukraine War: Day 765
Hamas-Israel War: Day 173
Mass shootings in the USA in 2024: 86 (+ one mass stabbing)

#exhausted #wfh #wondercon #latraffic #cosplay
#doctorwho #easter #birdsofmastodon

405N is fuuuuuucked by roadwork; the backup stretches approx 4 miles currently.

Later, it will be worse. Notably, we're not taking 405N home.

(We're going to get the RV smogged. It's a fucking slog.) #traffic #SoCal #losangeles #LAtraffic

Man, I wish I would've checked traffic before getting on the 405. I've been sitting on the on ramp because of an accident for about a half hour already. Hopefully no one died, but with this level of stop down I can't imagine it wasn't really severe.

Looks like we're starting to move a little. Some kind of work truck with a crane on the back came through about 10 minutes ago.
#405Freeway #LATraffic #TheSFValley