#Makerfield by-election voting closed. Now #exitpoll:

Count Binface 53%

Official Monster Raving Loony 14%

AndyForUs 12%

Green 11%

Reform 9%

Conservative 1%

All 8 others: 0%

But #JudgeJeremyJohnson has arrived from #Filton24 to rule that 13 candidates sought to influence the government, and are therefore #terrorists.

Votes for the 13 terrorist candidates are invalid. Conservatives have won the #byelection with 100% of valid votes.

Other voters are all being arrested.

#ukpol #satire