To all #Wisconsin "conservatives" such as they exist:

I realize politics can be fraught and contentious and riddled with runaway passions on "both sides," but I just want you to know, you, not "both sides" stacked and megagerrymandered the deck for twelve motherfucking years because your designated public servants are skiving Machiavellian pricks who worked specifically to exorcise fairness, democratic redress and elemental human decency from government in Wisconsin and any sadness or anger you are currently feeling is genuinely good for America because you are, by any behavioral metric, provable assholes who tried to make life as bad for as many people as you possibly could whilst making yourselves unaccountable for every awful fucking thing you did, so your disquiet very specifically means SOMETHING OBJECTIVELY GOOD HAPPENED, DEMOCRATICALLY, AS METED BY PEOPLE WHOSE BALLOTS YOU HAD HOPED TO BLITHELY BURN AS STANDARD POLICY. If this is even just the spark of a start toward ending your garbage bigotry-motivated careers, I and all rational cheeseheads welcome it and, if you happen to die of dysentery tomorrow, it will legitimately make your community a better place, and that is genuinely the NICEST thing I can say to you.

#JudgeJanet