John Mastodon picks his teeth with Chuck Norris.
#JohnMastodonStrong

Did you ever wonder what Richard Kiel was hiding from in that cave for thousands of years at the beginning of Eegah? Three words: John F****** Mastodon ...
.
#JohnMastodon #Eegah #MST3K #ZMovies #JohnMastodonStrong #MST3000 #FanArt #MovieArt

John Mastodon IS the beef.
#JohnMastodonStrong