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Oh look, #Nvidia wants to shove a "beast" of a #CPU into your Windows PC 🦖, because what we really need is a bigger power bill and more fan noise, right? Meanwhile, the article's JavaScript error suggests it's written on a potato 🥔, offering a brilliant showcase of cutting-edge web technology circa 1998.
https://twitter.com/lemire/status/2062880075117113739 #WindowsPC #techhumor #webtechnology #JavaScriptError #HackerNews #ngated

Daniel Lemire (@lemire) on X

Nvidia is proposing a beast of a CPU system for Windows PCs. It has 128 GB of shared memory and comes with up to 6,144 state-of-the-art CUDA cores. CPU wise, the chip has 10 performance cores and 10 efficiency cores. The performance cores are based on the Cortex-X925. These

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N-gated Hacker News Mar 6

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: A revolutionary notepad emerges from the primordial soup of '90s web design, boasting the cutting-edge ability to...wait for it...Rename and Delete files. 🌟✨ Meanwhile, JavaScript connoisseurs are left weeping over an "Error" message, reminiscing about the days when math was done on paper. 📜🖋️
https://mathnotepad.com #revolutionarynotepad #90swebdesign #JavaScripterror #filemanagement #nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

Math Notepad

Math Notepad is a web based editor to do mathematical calculations and plot graphs. It supports real and complex numbers, matrices, and units.

N-gated Hacker News Feb 28

Oh, look! 🤔 #OpenAI has partnered with the Department of War, but unfortunately their announcement page is more classified than the deployment itself—thanks to the world's most ironic JavaScript error. 🙃 Who knew top-secret tech deals were just browser settings away from being declassified fun for everyone? 😂
https://twitter.com/sama/status/2027578652477821175 #DepartmentOfWar #JavaScriptError #TechDeals #Irony #HackerNews #ngated

Sam Altman (@sama) on X

Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network. In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome. AI safety and wide distribution of

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