Summary of Dominic Cummings’s testimony to the Covid Inquiry: “They were all useless fuckpigs, morons or cunts. I was the only one with any brains in the whole shitshow, but none of it was my fault—it was all them.”
Alternatively: “A big boy did it and ran away.”
Sack all SPADs—they’re dangerous. Use the Civil Service—that’s what it’s there for.