Your occasional reminder that the pathetic culture warriors complaining about "them" taking Christmas out of Christmas have no issue with taking the vast swathe of the year between "The wokerati has stopped them being called Easter eggs" and the end of December out of "Not Christmas."

#CultureWars
#ItsNotChristmasYet

https://www.thepoke.com/2025/11/03/christmas-outrage-season-launched-with-gripe-about-mince-pie-pack-not-saying-christmas/

‘It doesn’t say Christmas on the mince pie box’ season gets earlier every year – 19 satisfyingly festive takedowns of the latest culture warrior

It seems that the date for people complaining about the lack of the word ‘Christmas’ on festive products comes earlier every year. We’re barely past Halloween, and already the usual suspects are getting in a right old flap and shouting at coffee cups and mince pies. Here’s the latest snowflake to pop up on Twitter […]

The Poke

I was enjoying playing this game on my phone, but it just started doing "holiday themed" levels.

In. Early. October.

So I'm noping out. Sorry-not sorry, but Christmas may not ever start before December. That's just wrong.

(You can start advertising mail-order stuff in advance, since it needs time for delivery. But that doesn't apply here.)

#ItsOctober #ItsNotChristmasYet

It's that time of year again! Time for my #poem, "The Thanksgiving Chorus!"

#Thanksgiving #ItsNotChristmasYet