Not sure why this came to mind, but I recalled a former boss (a woman) walking around with a measuring tape on her belt. I suspect it was because of some remodeling being done but when asked what was up with the steel tape she promptly replied "That's my Black & Decker Pecker Checker. I'm seeing who measures up." and then promptly pulled the tape out without removing it from her belt.

Everyone lost it.

#ItWasADifferentTime