Mama ses I look so small
In pikchur dat she take
But I not baby, I is big
Dis pikchur, it be fake!

It be weal, dat she klame
I ses dat it not me
It not nice to tell such lies
Lots sorwy she shud be

#CheddarPoetry #NotABaby #INotSmall #IBigBoy #FiggySmallAndBaby #FinHabNoms

As I flop in mama's arms
I purr all happily
As I snuggle cuddle close
My mama sings to me

As I starts to fall asleep
My mama ses to me
Dat I be a baby, small,
I wakes, den bites and flee!

#CheddarPoetry #INotABaby #INotSmall #IABigBoy #BigBoysLikeMamaCuddles #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday