Mastodawn

I go outside
Sum paynt is found
I flip and flop
And roll awound

I finds nearby
Sum nummy gwass
Den fru da fense
I kwikly pass

I get reddy to make pose
So mama can take pik
Den da figgy fotobum
Rite wen she go to klik!

Dat not nice, I tells him so
He wekked it wif his face
I clime up and wessles him
I puts him in his place

Mama ses I look so small
In pikchur dat she take
But I not baby, I is big
Dis pikchur, it be fake!

It be weal, dat she klame
I ses dat it not me
It not nice to tell such lies
Lots sorwy she shud be

I pwoudly sit
Wif my big gween bow
As silly Figgy
Plays wif his

Posing still
I show Fig how
Togeber we be
For da gween day piks