Mastodawn

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13: OAF!

me: I'm not an oaf! you take that back!

13 *can't talk for laughing*

me: how very dare

13 *gasping between laughs*: i was trying to say opoe, but my lip caught on my braces!

Reader, I almost had to pull the car over.

🤣🤣🤣

2/2

me: why are you wearing only one sock?

almost13: because I'm dishevelled! use your context clues, Mother.

Y'all, the SASS on this kid, I swear.... 😆🤣🤣🤣