Figgy fink he halping
But he jus be in da way
He jump in da cuppybird
And den he starts to play

I tells mama dat he dere
But she ses it ok
Stubburn Figgy ses no out
And den he gets his way

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Mama moobed da taybil
Den she tooked it all apart
Underneef da biggest peese
Da Figgy kwikly dart

Silly Figgy hide dere long
As I inspek da top
Wen he almost falls asleep,
I weach inside and bop!

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