Update from the MIRE/Cยณ lab ๐Ÿงช

The neutral 404 handler now catches all trapped errors. Iโ€™ve also added a 5โ€“15 second delay before the page is served.

Why? Because scanners hate waiting.

On top of that, the response now includes a small set of AI-targeted โ€œcease and desistโ€ instructions. The hope is that both humans and automated tooling decide to move along (I doubt thatโ€ฆ)

Try it yourself:
https://cfdemo.mire.cc/cfdemo.html

#CyberSecurity #Honeypots #IDontThinkSo #MIREC3

[Yeah
Tell'em about it, hit 'em where it hurts
Hey, Kool Thing, come here
Sit down beside me
There's something I gotta ask you
I just wanna know, what are you gonna do for me?
I mean, are you gonna liberate us girls from male white corporate oppression?]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7gDRcAWtM

#KoolThing #SonicYouth #GenX #IDontWanna #IDontThinkSo #NowPlaying #music #Antifascist #FuckTheStatusQuo #SanFrancisco #Concert

Sonic Youth - Kool Thing (Live in San Francisco, 1990)

YouTube
Um salve os pepinos que aparecem nos nossos caminhos.. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Coincidรชncia? Acaso? #IdontThinkSo

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ikqm4ebodqcu3a2teqgwpl4/post/3maqr2f5nms2g

#Meanwhile...

#Over at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual...

#IDontThinkSo...

#GameOver | #LittleMissPacman says so with #SideEye... #Malvertising

#BwaHaHaHaHa...!

๐Ÿง™โš”๏ธโ€‹๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–โš”๏ธโ€‹๐Ÿง™ | ๐Ÿ’€โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿฆน๐ŸงŸโ€‹๐Ÿฆ„โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐ŸงŸโ€‹๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿ’€

#Awww... Has #SpaceKarenX #RunOut of #Stuff to #Steal...

#IDontThinkSo...

๐Ÿง™โš”๏ธ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–โš”๏ธ๐Ÿง™ | โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆนโ˜•

https://techcrunch.com/2025/01/08/elon-musk-agrees-that-weve-exhausted-ai-training-data/

Elon Musk agrees that we've exhausted AI training data | TechCrunch

Elon Musk concurs with other AI experts that there's little real-world data left to train AI models on.

TechCrunch
Um, I have my doubtsโ€ฆ#idontthinkso #wrong

And... "#WelcomeBack to #Plants vs #ZombieTomBombardil..." with #SparkleSmurf...

#Nope... #IDontThinkSo... #Smurfberries...!

I should #Probably #PointOut that being #Sanctioned by #RacistHomophobes is not the #Penalty #SSG seem to #Think #IT is... And, #DogsCanLookUp

#WeStandWithPSiReN | #LotROStillDown #DeadGame

๐Ÿง™โš”๏ธโ€‹๐Ÿค–๐Ÿบ๐Ÿค–โš”๏ธโ€‹๐Ÿง™ | ๐Ÿ’€โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿฆน๐ŸงŸโ€‹๐Ÿฆ„โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐ŸงŸโ€‹๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿ’€

And... "#WelcomeBack to #Plants vs #ZombieTomBombardil..." with #SparkleSmurf...

#Nope... #IDontThinkSo... #Smurfberries...!

I should #Probably #PointOut that being #Sanctioned by #RacistHomophobes is not the #Penalty #SSG seem to #Think #IT is... And, #DogsCanLookUp

#WeStandWithPSiReN | #LotROStillDown #DeadGameLimping

๐Ÿง™โš”๏ธโ€‹๐Ÿค–๐Ÿบ๐Ÿค–โš”๏ธโ€‹๐Ÿง™ | ๐Ÿ’€โ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿฆน๐ŸงŸโ€‹๐Ÿฆ„โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹๐ŸงŸโ€‹๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿ’€

#QuickQuestion: Which #Flavour of #Milkshake is #FarageLePen going to be pelted with #Today...? | #AskingForAFriend

#FarageLePen... A #ConstituencyMP...

#IDontThinkSo...

๐Ÿง™โš”๏ธ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿบ๐Ÿค–โš”๏ธ๐Ÿง™ | ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿซ๐Ÿป โ€‹๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿจ

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/jul/31/southport-has-suffered-enough-without-farages-conspiracy-laden-ego-trip

Southport has suffered enough without Farageโ€™s conspiracy-laden ego trip

Clacton MP jumped on social media to offer unasked-for commentary in a move straight from the Trump playbook

The Guardian

#QuickQuestion: Which #Flavour of #Milkshake is #FarageLePen going to be pelted with #Today...? | #AskingForAFriend

#FarageLePen... A #ConstituencyMP...

#IDontThinkSo...

๐Ÿง™โš”๏ธ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿบ๐Ÿค–โš”๏ธ๐Ÿง™ | ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿซ๐Ÿป โ€‹๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿจ