My toddler asked me to sing, then cried because I was “doing it wrong”. Cool. 😭🎤

#MomLife #ToddlersBeLike #ICantWin #BabyYumYum #WhyAreTheyLikeThis

Can I just have one bite?’ - Toddler, five seconds before eating your entire meal. 🍽️🤦♀️

#MomLife #FoodThief #JustOrderTwo #ICantWin #BabyYumYum #BYY

Me: Buys expensive toys Toddler: Plays with the cardboard box for hours 📦🤦♀️

#MomLife #WhyEvenTry #JustBuyBoxes #ICantWin #BabyYumYum #BYY

Asked my toddler if they needed the toilet before leaving. They said ‘no’. Five minutes into the journey: ‘I NEED TO WEE!’ 🚽🤦♀️

#MomLife #ToiletTiming #ParentingReality #ICantWin #BabyYumYum #BYY

My child napped for 10 minutes in the car. Congrats, they are now fully recharged and bedtime is ruined. 🚗💨

#MomLife #NapTraps #WhyDoTheyDoThis #ICantWin #BabyYumYum #BYY

About 11am this morning, I was looking out of the window as I'd finished most of my work for the day (I have flexible hrs and get most of my work done as early in the week as possible (long weekends woohoo)).

I think I'll got for a bike ride I say to myself.

My mum who lives with me now... 'Oh, I was hoping you'd jet wash the drive today... I'll help'

4hrs later, I'm done... and my mum helped for 20 mins... in 2x 10 min sessions with 2hr breaks in between them. 🤦

#ICantWin

So I just made a post on Facebook about how I was blocked from commenting again and a Bot responded to said post to trick me into some Scam. Went to report that and now I am blocked from mentioning issues.

#socialmedia #facebook #icantwin