Hey, I know how turkeys like to party:

By gobbling up all the seeds and grains before raving in the crib!

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If you have to be someone's dinner, you might as well get totally basted first.

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All together now! 🎶 W K R P in Cincinn-a-a-ti! 🎶

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In German, they like to discuss the virtues of the fork 🍴 - "Gabel, Gabel" 🦃

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They haggle for good deals at the local flea market, because they're experts at talking turkey.

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They catch up on comics from #TomTomorrow while they still can, today.

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