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@DaveFlater@infosec.exchange
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Burned out owner of a fully depreciated Ph.D. in computer science. Born in the US, still there, not proud of it. January 20, 2025 was our catastrophe.

Because my instance is infosec.exchange:
Bad Security Metrics Part 1 https://doi.org/10.1109/MITP.2018.011301733, Part 2 https://doi.org/10.1109/MITP.2018.021921653
Mostly sunny with a chance of cyber (presentation) https://doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.11165.72166

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Damn, I was browsing around GitHub and this project really just has a “skill issue” label for issues.

Modern evolution of expository writing:

19th century: The audience is a few educated men with lots of time. There is no page limit and no formal review. You are encouraged to wax eloquent, even poetic, on the way to making a point.

20th century: The audience consists of hyperactive children. You must capture their attention and make a point as forcefully and as quickly as possible while limiting yourself to elementary school vocabulary. A jury of three such children decides, Gong Show style, whether you live or die.

21st century: The primary audience is just Google's page ranking and summarization algorithms. Content is irrelevant except to the extent that it indirectly increases the number of clicks by manipulating the Google results. There are no rules and nothing matters but clicks.

Salient characteristics of slop web pages
- Repetitious narrative
- Structured like a 10-minute YouTube video with a teaser up front followed by a long detour to fill time
- Novel information is completely wrong
Now that overt racism is normal, milkshake duck has had to move on to undisclosed use of generative AI to create drama

Just hit a URL shortener that seems to redirect to a good page yet when I click through the tab dies immediately.

...and it didn't reproduce. Hmmm.

AP: At least 16 files disappeared from the Justice Department’s public webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein — including a photograph showing President Donald Trump — less than a day after they were posted, with no explanation from the government and no notice to the public.
https://apnews.com/article/release-epstein-files-justice-department-trump-9290fcaad1cb6fcb1cbc1befabc01994
Some of the Epstein files are missing a day after their release

The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released. The files, which were no longer available Saturday after being uploaded to the site Friday, included photographs showing paintings of nude women and a credenza holding various photos of people including President Donald Trump. The discrepancies fueled online speculation about whether they were intentionally removed and why the public wasn't notified — questions the Justice Department didn't immediately answer. The missing files contributed to the long-simmering intrigue about Epstein and the powerful people who surrounded him, which wasn't quelled by the Justice Department's much-anticipated release of records Friday.

AP News
Gotta ask CyberPower if they could make those leads a little shorter—battery replacement is almost possible

Why are young people trying to reform the moribund Democratic Party when they could replace the whole rotten fish? Playing ball with the Democratic Party in order to get access to its political machine is a good indication that more and worse compromises will be made on the road to power. Step by step they will become what they most despise.

Never in my life have we more desperately needed a new party.

#uspol

New freedom unit just dropped: the diameter of a New York style pizza.

Arse^h Technica writes: "The DiskSats are 39 inches (1 meter) wide, about twice the diameter of a New York-style pizza"

øNYp ≈ m/2 ≈ 19.7 in

According to Wikipedia, New York style pizzas "are typically around 18 to 24 inches (45 to 60 cm) in diameter." That's more variable than the Ars Technica comparison would imply. 21±3 in, 14% more or less.

My day has been slightly brightened by learning that restaurants serving 24" pizzas exist. 'Murica!

https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/12/heres-why-nasa-and-the-space-force-are-interested-in-pizza-shaped-satellites/

These are the flying discs the government wants you to know about

DiskSat’s design offers “a power-to-weight ratio unmatched by traditional aluminum satellites.”…

Ars Technica
O RLY?