How many shows with the exact same premise does HGTV have in its broadcast rotation?
Adorable couple buys crack house for $40. Chick does design. Dude does construction. Knock shit down with a sledge hammer. Find a surprise behind the wall they weren't expecting and didn't budget. Wear nice clothing to the work site but never get dirty or injured and never swear. 20 minutes later, the house looks brand new and gets flipped for half a million bucks.

