Henry was sitting quite gingerly.
"Do I want to know?" the Queen asked of #GrumpySwearyFairy, who smirked.
"Well, I was teaching him chemistry and how the noble gases are non-reactive. The &*^!ing idiot said 'here's a Noble #gas!' and tried to light one of his farts..."
#vss365
"Why," asked the Queen, #grim-ly, "is our visitor #balancing like that? Has he got #gas?"
"Well," grinned #GrumpySwearyFairy. "He tried to promise your daughter an #eternity in an #instant, so she kicked him in the &*!$ing knackers."
#vss365 #2WordPrompt #vssmagic #scifansat
"Maybe, just maybe, we can #borrow a little #hope for the future, #manifest good things, and begin anew."
"Shut up and have another cookie," said #GrumpySwearyFairy. "It's nowhere near midnight an' I'm not drunk enough yet for your mystical bull&^!*."
That Burnt Writer