๐ The Artemis II crew managed to capture a "spectacular" image of Earthโbecause, clearly, no one's ever done that before. ๐ The
#BBC has yet again filled airtime with the groundbreaking revelation that our planet still exists. ๐ท
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce8jzr423p9o #ArtemisII #EarthImage #SpaceExploration #GroundbreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated
Artemis II crew now halfway to Moon as they take 'spectacular' image of Earth
The snap was taken aboard the Orion capsule by its commander, Reid Wiseman, as the crew head towards the Moon.
In groundbreaking news, someone finally realized that ZIP codes exist ๐คฏ. Yet, here we are in 2026, still treating them like cryptic hieroglyphs, while suffering through the DMV-esque ritual of dropdown purgatory. ๐ Bravo, tech geniuses! ๐ฅณ
https://zipcodefirst.com #ZIPcodesExist #TechInnovation #DMVProblems #DropdownPurgatory #GroundbreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated
Put the ZIP code first.
It's 2026. A ZIP code is 5 characters. From those 5 characters you get city, state, and country. 3 fields. Autofilled. Put it first, you animals.
๐โจ Behold, South London has birthed a train-sized marvel, not for locomotion but for the thrilling adventure of... electricity! Clearly, the real shock here isn't the voltage, but the electrifyingly dull content pretending this is groundbreaking news. โก๏ธ๐
https://www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/a-train-sized-tunnel-is-now-carrying-electricity-under-south-london-86221/ #SouthLondonTrain #ElectricAdventure #GroundbreakingNews #VoltageShock #DullContent #HackerNews #ngated
A train-sized tunnel is now carrying electricity under South London
Electricity has started flowing through a deep-level tube train sized tunnel running through South London.
ianVisits๐คฆโโ๏ธ In a groundbreaking revelation, news from 40 years ago is now available today! Because nothing says cutting-edge journalism like reading about
#disco and
#Betamax ๐ผ. Apparently,
#nostalgia is the new "breaking news" ๐.
https://forty.news #cuttingedgejournalism #groundbreakingnews #retro #40yearslater #HackerNews #ngated
Forty News
Real-time news. Delayed forty years.
Forty News๐ป๐ฌ Scientists are now inking microscopic water bears, because tattooing humans just wasn't enough, apparently. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Meanwhile, someone's server had a mini-meltdown over this "groundbreaking" news, proving once again that some discoveries are just too hot to handle. ๐ซ๐ฅ
https://phys.org/news/2025-04-scientists-tattoo-tardigrades.html #microscopicwaterbears #tattooingscience #groundbreakingnews #servermeltdown #HackerNews #ngated
Scientists have found a way to 'tattoo' tardigrades
If you haven't heard of a tardigrade before, prepare to be wowed. These clumsy, eight-legged creatures, nicknamed water bears, are about half a millimeter long and can survive practically anything: freezing temperatures, near starvation, high pressure, radiation exposure, outer space and more. Researchers reporting in the journal Nano Letters took advantage of the tardigrade's nearly indestructible nature and gave the critters tiny "tattoos" to test a microfabrication technique to build microscopic, biocompatible devices.
Ah yes, the latest revelation: dirt is important! ๐ฑ Who would've guessed? Meanwhile, let's all upgrade our browsers to fully appreciate this groundbreaking news sans style or JavaScript. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-01026-x #dirtisimportant #browserupgrade #groundbreakingnews #techhumor #webdevelopment #HackerNews #ngated
Healthy soil is the hidden ingredient โ hereโs how Iโm fighting to save it
Around 60% of the European Unionโs soils are considered unhealthy, but geographer Jesรบs Rodrigo Comino is determined to help change that in his native Spain.
Journalists discovered alt text in 2025 and suddenly realized that disabled people exist ๐ฎ. Apparently, explaining images with words is groundbreaking news ๐ฐ. Who knew that
#accessibility mattered? ๐
#WelcomeToTheFuturehttps://joemurph.com/article/detail/social-media-alt-text-for-journalists/ #Journalism #AltText #DisabledPeople #GroundbreakingNews #HackerNews #ngatedSocial media alt text for journalists (with examples)
๐จ ALERT: Rebel intellectual ๐ง discovers weโre all trapped in an algorithmic hellscape ๐ฅ, as if anyone needed a crystal ball ๐ฎ to figure out that social media is shaping our thoughts. Pro tip: Stop using Facebook, problem solved! ๐คทโโ๏ธ
#GroundbreakingNewsNothttps://usher.dev/posts/2025-03-08-kill-your-feeds/ #RebelIntellectual #AlgorithmicHellscape #SocialMediaImpact #StopUsingFacebook #GroundbreakingNews #HackerNews #ngatedKill your Feeds - Stop letting algorithms dictate how you think