Dave Mustaine Reveals He Only Gave His Life to Jesus Christ After Every Other Deity Rejected Him
Dave Mustaine Reveals He Only Gave His Life to Jesus Christ After Every Other Deity Rejected Him
Dear Friends of the Nones of Perpetual #Indulgence,
As you may know:
- It is Fun #Bun Weekend,
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/03/nuns-who-broke-back-into-their-austrian-convent-are-step-closer-to-being-able-to-stay
- Jeezus (the #bread) will be rising
- Werewolves are not allowed to eat little #lambkins
To celebrate this minor misunderstanding I will be planning on eggs, kindness to mutant monkeys (Not Trump the cursed - too disturbed and viral) and of course contemplation on the means of life, the multiverse and everything.
I am expecting the dribbles of a storm this weekend due to too much oil burning. At the moment I am drinking partially filtered and chlorinated sewage water from Thames. Flavoured with microplastics and sugar free squash. And thanking my favourite #Gods. My morning meditation went well (for those who like that sort of thing, am still using Viipassana, mostly)
https://www.lionsroar.com/how-to-practice-vipassana-insight-meditation/
Damn bro, c'mon, you are married to a literal goddess
https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1946381/damn-bro-c-mon-you-are-married-to-a-literal-goddess