#IT #CouldBeWorse; #ALotWorse...

We could be #NotGoing to #TheFIFAWorldCup according to #TheFIFARulesOfFootball in #TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica..

Under #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate...

#So... #StayingAtHome; #EatingPizza and #DrinkingBeer is #ProbablyTheBest #ThingToDo...

#DoWhatYouLike; #GoodLuckWithThat, we're #StillEuropean...

#StayingEuropean in #Europe; #Because... #GeographyWorksThatWay...

#EvenUnder #Optional #EULaw™️

#WelcomeToIndependentStatehood... #WeHaveFancyHats