MTG makes me wish there were such a thing as #JewishSpaceLasers and #GazpachoPolice, but lacking those things, please donate, volunteer and vote if you can for @ShawnForGeorgia
https://www.shawnforgeorgia.com
Shawn Harris for Georgia | Democrat for Georgia's 14th District

Shawn believes that more important than being on Team Red or Team Blue is being on Team Georgia — squarely on the side of hard-working Georgians trying to build a good life. That means listening to our neighbors, standing with our fellow Georgians, tackling the practical problems facing our communities, and making sure we are getting value back from the tax money we send to Washington.

Shawn Harris for Georgia

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/s: The #GazpachoPolice? Highly unlikely. /s

@flexghost @NeveranR

@GottaLaff

ROFL

Must watch. 😀

However, I don't think #Bobo #Petty) and #Marge (#Moronica) got what he explained, even at such length. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#PettyAndMoronica of the #BananaRepublicans.

Not even the #GazpachoPolice can help them.

Is Marjorie Taylor Greene calling for a #NationalDivorce because she can't pronounce secession? https://tinyl.io/7uvS

#PresidentsDay #Secession #NationalDivorce #MTG #GazpachoPolice #WontonKillings

'Treasonous': Marjorie Taylor Greene blasted over Presidents Day call for a 'national divorce'

'Treasonous': Marjorie Taylor Greene blasted over Presidents Day call for a 'national divorce'

MSN
I hope #MarjorieTaylorGreene doesn't think "debt ceiling" is spelled #DeathCeiling—fearing for her life, she might well summon the #GazpachoPolice for her protection.
‘Gazpacho police’: Nazi gaffe lands Republican congresswoman in the soup

Marjorie Taylor Greene appears to confuse Hitler’s secret police with popular Spanish cold tomato soup

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@hulavikih
#Qevin promised to make her head of the #GazpachoPolice and #Chairman of the #PeachTreeDish Committee in exchange for her vote.

@mack505

When #Mediaite hired Isaac Schorr away from #NationalReview, they already knew who he was:

"National Review is the only place I applied to before graduating from college," Schorr gushed.
https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/saying-goodbye-to-national-review-and-friends/

But Mediaite missed a trick by belatedly correcting the article.

Their appeal to modern post-literate conservatives would have been better served by doubling down with a followup article, reporting #JohnMastodon's long history of involvement with the #GazpachoPolice.

Saying Goodbye to <span style="font-variant:small-caps">National Review</span>, and Friends

It’s been an honor.

National Review
Marjorie Taylor Greene uses coded language — "Pure Bloods" — in anti-vax tweet | Boing Boing

Marjorie Taylor Greene isn’t just using Twitter to sucker her fans (or fan her suckers) out of $700,000 — she’s also, predictably, back on the platform to troll the libs by promoting he…

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