SO. We have had:
Friday the Thirteenth: Jason, Knives
Pi Day (3/14): Pie, Knives (not so sharp)
Ides of March: Caesar, Knives
A day of recuperation or pre-drinking
St. Patrick's Day (3/17): BOOZE

It's been a WEEK.

Punch a bully (as any Irishperson would), have a glass of your favourite and toast Peace, and then, having had horror, feasting, emperorcide, a brief rest, and a day where the craic is hopefully grand, you have my permission to TAKE THE NEXT TWO DAYS OFF and recover yourself.

Sláinte!

#FridayTheThirteenth #PiDay #IdesofMarch #StPatricks #ItsBeenAWeek #ttfsd (that's take the feckin' sick day, for those of you going WTF?)

I didn't make this, but it's hilarious.

Explanation of the joke is in the Alt text.

Edit: looks to be made by Tumblr user rabid-transcendentalist

https://www.tumblr.com/rabid-transcendentalist/811007921608622080

#FridayTheThirteenth #PiDay #IdesOfMarch

Though it's Friday the 13th today,
Please don't buy its "unlucky" cliché:
It's an unfounded notion
That rates no devotion...
Oh My God! A black cat's in my way!

#FridayTheThirteenth #FridayThe13th #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Superstition

http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/03/13/happy-friday-the-13th-limerick/

🐈‍⬛ BLACK CATS 🐈‍⬛

Celebrities with Black Cats for Friday the 13th

#blackcats #fridaythe13th #blackcat #cats #fridaythethirteenth #celebritieswithcats #cat #chatnoir #lechatnoir #katzen #schwarzeKatze #gatonegro #chats #gatos #frankzappa #iggypop #mickjagger #johnlennon

🐈‍⬛ BLACK CATS 🐈‍⬛

Celebrities with Black Cats for Friday the 13th

#blackcats #fridaythe13th #blackcat #cats #fridaythethirteenth #celebritieswithcats #cat #chatnoir #lechatnoir #katzen #schwarzeKatze #gatonegro #chats #gatos #liztaylor #marlonbrando #peterlorre #vincentprice #elizabethtaylor

🐈‍⬛ BLACK CATS 🐈‍⬛

Celebrities with Black Cats for Friday the 13th

#blackcats #fridaythe13th #blackcat #cats #fridaythethirteenth #celebritieswithcats #cat #chatnoir #lechatnoir #katzen #schwarzeKatze #gatonegro #chats #gatos #josephinebaker #lenahorne #ninasimone

🐈‍⬛ BLACK CATS 🐈‍⬛

Celebrities with Black Cats for Friday the 13th

#blackcats #fridaythe13th #blackcat #cats #fridaythethirteenth #celebritieswithcats #cat #chatnoir #lechatnoir #katzen #schwarzeKatze #gatonegro #chats #gatos #cher #earthakitt #judygarland

"So… this house is haunted… right?"

"Clearly."

"It's new construction, though… right?"

"It is."

#Microfiction #FridayTheThirteenth