Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to Jon Husted, man of the rich people. When a guy feeds off donors too much, It’s no shock when he grows out of touch. His state’s citizens suffer, But Jon’s got a buffer: For billionaires, Husted is clutch. www.youtube.com/shorts/biSRi...

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Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to the disaster just getting started in Iran. The U.S. is attacking Iran, And with nary a concept of plan. As the carnival barker Takes turns ever darker, He’s spinning as fast as he can.

Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to the remarkably dumb James Comer. In Kentucky, the standard is set By a dumbass they’d love to forget. Comer sets the bar low For what congressmen know, And then lies with no whiff of regret.

As I figure out what among the perpetual fresh onslaught of horrible people and topics in the MAGA hellscape will get the #FridayLimericks treatment this week, a reminder that you can get all of last year’s selections for posterity here. a.co/d/0dAiXMJB

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Tonight’s #FridayLimericks watch the regime’s tariff two-step. The regime’s grabbing power by loads Via unconstitutional modes. And the setback today Hardly gets in the way Of these ham-fisted, bludgeoning chodes.

Tonight’s #FridayLimericks note Pam Bondi’s latest OnlyTrump content. The Department of Justice at last Has made crime-fighting part of the past. Its new goals were affirmed From when Pam was confirmed; Now the sycophant die’s long since cast.

I was approached today to give autographs on both books (so far) in my #FridayLimericks series. Always cool, but more fun was the conversation that emerged from the moment. As much as this is a fun way to scream into the void, it’s better as a path to connect thoughtfully. (1/3)

Tonight’s #FridayLimericks look past the memes to the far right’s assaults on voting. (Thread) While the president aims to distract, Watch destruction he wants to enact. This democracy foe Is now having a go At the power that’s left to extract.

Tonight’s #FridayLimericks call out the systematic assault on the First Amendment. Under President Trump, we are cursed With unquenched anti-liberty thirst. He’s attacking our rights Over pissed pants and slights, Trimming freedoms enshrined in the First.