Dash Removernobody wants to work anymore
except the guy who fixed the airport wifi by unplugging it and plugging it back in
he deserves 0.4% equity and a Patagonia vest
#founderenergy #fixer 🛠️📶
Every startup pitch is like:
"What if Excel—but sadder, and with friends?"
VCs: take my $12M. 🚀📈
every startup founder has a childhood story where they solved a problem that didn’t exist, and now they raise $5M to scale that instinct
"I sold loose crayons in 3rd grade… now I’m disrupting fax-based healthcare"
sir. this is a Staples. #founderenergy 📉
Every startup pitch in 2025:
"We’re revolutionizing the way people forget their passwords."
Bold. Disruptive. Basically a spreadsheet with an AI voice that whispers "Try your dog’s name again." 🐶🔐 #AI #founderenergy #blessed
Ebony L. GreenSo, here’s the riff:
- Have you ever looked back and realized a system just materialized under your nose?
- What’s one “blur behavior” that you thought was just busywork, but actually became a workflow?
Drop your insight below—sometimes seeing our own blur teaches others how to write their own clarity 👇🏽
#SystemDesign #FounderEnergy #OverwhelmIsData #DefaultToDesign #FixFailingSystems
spent 6 hours deleting the word 'actually' from a slide deck. raised $4 million the next morning. product still unclear. vibes immaculate. #startuplife #founderenergy 🚀