Mastodawn

I's big brudder
Standing pwoud
I sez wats bad
And wats allowed

I's teeching Fig
All dat I noes
And keeps him safe
All wile he grows

Figgy found a carton
Da wunts be full of noms
He stole it from da sink
And brot it to da bed

Wile da mama sleeping
He chewed it full of holes
Eben tho it empty
He twied to get mor noms

My eye, it ich
I wub and wub
It turn all wed

Da mama sees
To vet, we go
I cwy and cwy

Dey look and poke
I still, not moob
Den I gets dwops
And meddysin

Bak home we go
I be lots bwave
Cuddles, I need
WIf mama, I purr

As it rains and as it pours
We all be stukked to play indoors
But den I ses dat I wants out
And by da dor, I cwy and pout

Mama comes and ses ok
So in da rain we all go play
For one hole minnit, til we wet
Den bak inside, wifout wegwet