I's big brudder
Standing pwoud
I sez wats bad
And wats allowed

I's teeching Fig
All dat I noes
And keeps him safe
All wile he grows

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Figgy comes
He kiss my hed
He lik my hed
He kleen my hed

Figgy comes
He gwabs my hed
He push me down
He bites my hed

He kissy bite
We wessle, paw
I pounce him good
He runs away

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