I is such a good boy
No trubble dos I make
I is such a good boy
No wules I eber bwake
I is such a good boy
A warryer dats bwave
I is such a good boy
For always I behave
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Figgy sits beside me
He ses i ub oo ed
Den he leans in close
And starts to kleen my hed
I lets him gib me kissys
Dis baby, I adore
Den a moment later
We wessles on da flor
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Sunbeam warm
Sunbeam bwite
To da gwass
Take a bite
Fill my mouff
Til I done
Lik my lips
Fast I run
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As I play wif kaggywoo,
Dats wen da Figgy come.
So I go and wessles him
And den I kleen my bum.
But befor I eben done,
Da Figgy, he attak.
Wessle, wessle, til I win,
He runs and not comes bak.
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Fin runned out, he want to play
But den, lots kwik, he runned away
Da mama serched, and left out snak
But still da Fin, he not come bak
So mama wach and mama wait
And now she skared it be too late
I weally hopes he come bak home
Cuz he not safe wen he go roam
Cheddar