It's me, Justin May 30, 2024
Haven't selfied in a long while. I know it's not #MascMonday, but it's definitely #FatBoySpring. Anyway, I'm stuck in the office today, #AMA
It's me, Justin Jun 20, 2023
The Snake Post Office was closed yesterday, so here's my #FatBoySpring #MascMonday selfie. Better Nate than lever, am I right?
It's me, Justin Jun 12, 2023

It's another #FatBoySpring #MascMonday!
This has real bookjacket author photo vibes.
Do you want to read my* sci-fi road trip novel about a touring interstellar Ska band?

*As yet** unwritten

**Likely to stay

It's me, Justin May 22, 2023
Happy #MascMonday and #FatBoySpring.
Here're a couple of selfies featuring my new glasses.
It's me, Justin Apr 11, 2023

I missed #MascMonday, but who cares, the world might not make it to next Monday. 🤷‍♂️
Happy #FatBoySpring, y'all.

*Also* my crow friends left me a small gift this morning, and I'm fucking delighted!

It's me, Justin May 17, 2021
Well, I haven't done a #MascMonday or a #FatBoySpring in a while, so here's my pink face and my extremely green banana shirt that matches @Juju 's banana dress, both of which were made by her!
Mads "Classic" ViandeMay 2, 2021

#FatBoySpring

#FatBoySummer soon!

It's me, Justin Apr 12, 2021
#MascMonday, #FatBoySpring selfie, comin' atcha!
It's me, Justin Apr 5, 2021
Every day I don't cut my hair, I get a bit closer to *becoming* Chet Cummings.
Some of you don't know Chet - he was one of the greatest country musicians of the last 50 years, and it's a shame he's turned into such a recluse. His multi-platinum hit, "She Wants to Fuck my Truck," forever altered the landscape of country music.
Anyway, it's another #FatBoySpring #MascMonday, and I hope you'll join me in saying a little prayer for Chet, wherever he is.
We miss you, bud.
It's me, Justin Mar 22, 2021
What's up, tater tots?
It's the first #MascMonday of #FatBoySpring!
It's 65°F in Maine, and I have a fuckton of windows open! Get fucked, Seasonal Depression!