It's me, Justin 

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Formerly [email protected]
I'm 44, but please don't hold that against me.
Please don't follow me if you're under the age of 18. I'm not posting lewds, but sometimes I say terrible things.

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PronounsHe/Him
Girlfriend@Juju
She isPretty Great
It's me, Justin Dec 2, 2024

After almost a year of applying to jobs and getting zero feedback, everything has come together and I finally have a job in Germany, *and* a rental agreement on an apartment with @Juju!

Just bought my plane ticket. Leaving on the 27th!

It's me, Justin Nov 15, 2024
I ran out of Adderall over a week ago, so here I am again, begging for dopamine.
It's me, Justin Nov 15, 2024

After all the hype it got here when it first released, I was excited to finally watch Skinamarink.
I turned it off after 13 minutes of slow pans around dimly lit ceilings.

At what point does literally anything happen? Did I need to watch two more minutes of ceiling to get to something?

It's me, Justin Sep 28, 2024

Public Service Announcement

If you, like me, are known to enjoy getting Baja Blasted on occasion, and would like to do so in the comfort of your own home, you can now do so. However I would strongly advise against the plastic 20oz bottles as they taste like garbage. The 12oz cans taste like the real thing straight from the Bell.

It's me, Justin Sep 9, 2024
Is 44 too old to become someone's ward? Did I miss my chance?
It's me, Justin Sep 3, 2024
<talking about how she always beats me at Wingspan and Wyrmspan>
  It's not about the winning for me, I just enjoy spending time wit...
 That's what losers say.
It's me, Justin Aug 30, 2024
 Corn is basically beans.
It's me, Justin Aug 14, 2024
Felicia DavinAug 10, 2024
local public library is temporarily closed because a protected bat colony was found in the building. unexpected consequence: my toddler now thinks “full of bats” is a common reason not to go somewhere, and has variously claimed his bed, bath, grandparents’ house, etc, are full of bats
It's me, Justin Aug 13, 2024

Happy birthday @Juju!

Big birthday kisses and hugs to you, my love! 😘❤️

It's me, Justin Jun 27, 2024
Everytime I make any reference to a snake eating a rat I think about that one guy who got real mad at me for implying that snakes eat rats at The Snake Post Office.