I don't follow fashion closely, so colour me surprised when I discovered that aside of Spring/Summer and Autumn/Winter there's also Pre-Fall and Resort seasons. The first one I get, but Resort? WTF?

And my friends, I have discovered it's a Summer 2.0 shown in May available for sale in November to those wealthy folk who take an exotic sun holiday in the winter.

Sure, I'll let my stylist and buyer know to attend and pick something suitable to send to my Yacht 🧐🙄

We're doomed.

#fashun

I started noticing that there's a new style of pants that's becoming fashionable where the trousers are wider at the knee and then narrow back down at the ankle.

Rickets. It makes people look like they have rickets.

#fashun