I am worried about that hacker that takes over @keefeglise 's account. There have been some suspiciously-close-to-economics posts of late.
As a way to thwart the hacker, I question the existence of #Keith, Ohio.
It is two strip mines and a cemetery, has all of the trappings of somewhere that was just a 19th century rural post office named Keith's, and is suspiciously close to Sharon.