Mastodawn

After mama go to bed
Da Fig and me, we play insted
We wessle fearse, we wessles long
Dere be no time for Figgy song

We roll and bop, we gwab and bite
And I be winning wessle fite
Den we jump down and start to run
Awound da hous, we has lots fun!

Figgy stoled anubber stwa
And tooked it from da sink
Den he put in water bol
Cuz stwas be used for dwink

Den he stoled a slurpee cup
And put it by da dor
Mama asked him why it dere
He sed in car, from stor

Sunbeam shines warm
Melting da sno
Da ice turns to puddles
Da dirt turns to mud

I play in da bwite
Eksploring da yard
Chekking for zombees
Looking for snaks

I smells all da smells
So happy I be!
Til it time for inside
I leeb mud on da flor

Sumtimes, if I kwiet
Sumtimes, if I sneeks
Sumtimes, If Socky fast asleep
I can come and sleep nearby

But if she wakes
But if she sees
She gonna get lots mad

So I be good
I not disturb
Wile closely by I sleeps