Mastodawn

Mama still sicky
And feeling all icky
She coff and she sneez
All nite long

All hurty, her hed
As she lies in her bed
I cuddle to kure
All dats wong

Eggzosted fwom catmiss
Fwom staying up late
Fwom waiting for santy
Wif tweats on a plate

I needs a long nappy
Sum cuddles for shur
So beside my mama
I snuggle and purr

Mama's hed hurts
She needs me today
To cuddle and purr
To take pain away

I make shur she wests
I makes shur Fig good
I stay close to mama
All day, like I shud

Mama gots a hurty hed
It prolly from da hots
Sunbeam shining bery bwite
Dat hurts da mama lots

All da nite, da mama hurt
Today, she in my care
I will halp her hed get well
Cuz hurty heds not fair

I has pawtee, played all day
And it be so much fun!
Now I has a tired
And my birdie day is done

Fank yoo for da messyjes
So many still to weed
I will do dat later cuz
A nappy's wat I need

I stayed lots close
I cuddled, purred
Til mama's hed
Be better, kured

But ober nite
It come attak
And mama's hurty hed
Be bak

Mama's hed is hurty
So jus dis will be my post
I gonna purr and cuddle
Cuz I luvs my mama most

Mama gots a hurty hed
And dat not nice
It not be fair

She no fun, she gots to west
I cuddles cuddle
She in my care

We boff up
Wen Fig jumps down
So I jumps down
And Fig jumps up

Agen agen
All up and down
We play our game
Until we done

Figgy stoled anubber stwa
And tooked it from da sink
Den he put in water bol
Cuz stwas be used for dwink

Den he stoled a slurpee cup
And put it by da dor
Mama asked him why it dere
He sed in car, from stor