Mastodawn

Twikky tweated
Runned awound
Til all da twikky tweats
Be found

Stay up late
And terwer make
Until I cannot
Stay awake

I wants outside
Can yoo not see?
Yoo needs to open
Dor for me!

I paw and paw
All cute I be
But no one lissens
To my plee

I ses mama, no mor bwake
Dis hollyday, it be mistake
So no mor hollydays yoo take
Or gwate big twubble I will make!

Mama gots sum chokwit
And I wants to hab sum too
But wen I go to hab a taste
She ses no not for yoo!

I noes it be bad for eats
But I jus wants to see
Befor I eben get a lik
It's taked away fwom me

"So we're walking across a parking lot in Secaucus, New Jersey." - MICHAEL LEWIS, No Fair!, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #NoFair #NationalNewJerseyDay #MichaelLewis

Mama gots a hurty hed
Agen
Her hed beed hurting lots
For a hole week
It keeps coming bak

I not like dis
She be no fun
I cuddle her lots
I let her west

Figgy not understand
But I makes shur he good
I makes shur he kwiet
Dat he cuddles too

It be Chewy's birdie day
And furteen now she be
Today I will not chase her wunts
Dat be da gift fwom me

Mama opens fwij
I clime in fwij
She skoops me out
I cwy

Later mama opens fwij
I clime in fwij agen
She skoops me out
I cwy agen

Mama opens fwij agen
I run to clime inside
I almost get da meat dis time
But den she skoops me
I makes a sad cwy

I stands up
I paw paw paw
Cuz I wants out
I cwy and pout

I paw da dor
It open nots
Despite da fakt
I paw it lots

Dis da baby
He ses hai
Wen he not sleep
He always cwy

He a foster
Mama sed
I wants to see
I waits insted