English pizza

Do you have a favourite english icecream topping?

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baked beans
0%
HP sauce
0%
cheese slices
0%
pork crackling
0%
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my local chip shop and their audi though.

every time they put their prices up.

me *thinking*: πŸ€” times are tough i guess  wait, do they still have their audi parked outside

when they switched to a cheaper cooking oil πŸ€”

when they're open but won't put the fryer back on just for me because I've only got home at 9pm πŸ€”

i don't begrudge them an audi considering they must work about 70 hours a week.

otoh, where are they driving? they're open 7 days a week.

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how do you serve your english guests their traditional baked beans?

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martini glass with a couple of pickled onions
16.7%
vol-au-vent casing
16.7%
on cocktail sticks, cherry tomato, cheese cube
16.7%
straight from the tin
50%
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sausage rolls are a type of pasty

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true
50%
false
50%
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how do you celebrate friday?

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Tea Zeroℒ️
14.3%
Mayonnade
0%
Baked Bean Juice
28.6%
Vimto Guinness shandy
57.1%
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how many chippies do you have within 10 mins walk of your front door

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none (0) πŸ™€
36.4%
one (1) πŸ™€
45.5%
two to four (2 to 4) 😬
18.2%
five or more (+5) πŸ˜ΈπŸ’ƒ
0%
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baked beans
50%
lurpack margarine
20%
potatoe
0%
squirty cream
30%
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let's make a tesco "chicken" nugget!

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chicken
0%
horse
0%
rat
0%
yellow stuff
100%
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#GoodOmens - #NeilGaiman & #TerryPratchett

> [...] English Burger Lords managed to take any American fast food virtues (the speed with which your food was delivered, for example) and carefully remove them; your food arrived after half an hour, at room temperature[.]

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