Do you have a favourite english icecream topping?
my local chip shop and their audi though.
every time they put their prices up.
me *thinking*: π€ times are tough i guess
wait, do they still have their audi parked outside
when they switched to a cheaper cooking oil π€
when they're open but won't put the fryer back on just for me because I've only got home at 9pm π€
i don't begrudge them an audi considering they must work about 70 hours a week.
otoh, where are they driving? they're open 7 days a week.
#ChipShopFriday #Chips #ChipShop #EnglishFood #EnglishCuisine
how do you serve your english guests their traditional baked beans?
sausage rolls are a type of pasty
how do you celebrate friday?
how many chippies do you have within 10 mins walk of your front door
let's make a tesco "chicken" nugget!
#GoodOmens - #NeilGaiman & #TerryPratchett
> [...] English Burger Lords managed to take any American fast food virtues (the speed with which your food was delivered, for example) and carefully remove them; your food arrived after half an hour, at room temperature[.]